Earfucked

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

by bravia nova March 20, 2010

Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.

That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!

by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Crucked

A portmanteau fusing of the words crazy and fucked. Crazy fucked.

This entire planet is crucked.

by pyrotelekineticsociopath May 19, 2016

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Carlocked

When someone is so high that they stay in the car.

"Fuck bro, I can't get up I'm Carlocked

by LImpDuck1776 June 9, 2018

cutfucked

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser

Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked

by Sally says June 6, 2020