dirty carsten

the action of getting lost in the eyes of a girl

wow she’s giving me a dirty carsten

by the kid next door June 26, 2020

craften

Intentionally done

Damn, that old fashioned was craften.

by Sadboy77 September 21, 2021

CARSTEN

PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.

Carsten J. is such a carsten.

by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005

Carsten

A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.

man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten

by A_ guy September 13, 2017

carsten

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

by marco March 28, 2005

Carsten

The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!

Damn, i’m so glad i got with Carsten, he’s a real keeper!

by lemon jelly! November 21, 2019

Cartend

Cartend aka Cartending getting trunk parking lot pimpin lot shots
When your ass is too cheap to pay bar prices, so you make frequent visits to that bottle in your car.

Hey, you wanna go out tonight?
Yeah, but I'm broke & them damn drinks have my pockets on E...
That's alright, we can go halves on a bottle & cartend from the trunk!
Sweet!

by Lot Slizzard May 18, 2018