cardi b stan

spastic people who stan cardi b over nicki minaj, how could y'all do this

60 lb hoe: "omg did yall see cardi b's new instagram post?"
a normal person: "no and why do you follow her"
60 lb hoe: "oh cause im a cardi b stan, fortunately"

by onlyanickiminajstan May 15, 2021

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

s card

Making a girl squirt for the first time.

Dude the sheets were so messy after I took that girls s card.

by robertoblanco June 28, 2011

joker's card

A penis.

It's a euphemism popularized by the Insane Clown Posse on their first EP, Beverly Kills 50187.

So, this bitch was suckin' my dick, right? All the sudden, she started gaggin'. I guess somebody choked on a joker's card!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

pulling a joker's card

The act of masturbating in the back yard of the girl you are currently stalking and cumming inside of her fire hose. She doesn't have to see you and you don't have to be staring at her, or a picture of her, to be pulling a joker's card.

That bitch won't talk to me, she won't even look at me! I hope she finds me pulling a joker's card on her ass!

by Vali-Ent October 29, 2010

people's card

In the card game President, the "Scum" and other players with bad hands containing low cards ask for players with high cards (most likely the president or vice-president) to lay down a "people's card" so that they may use some of the low cards in their hand instead of passing their turn because they have no playable cards.

Justin: "C'mon Claudia! People's card PLEASE!"
Claudia: "Sorry, all I have are these three Aces. Guess I'm president.. again. Bow to me scum."
Justin: "NO! not again!"

by hothamwater August 9, 2010

pull someone's card

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019