cardshart

a card player who continually wins by luck, aggravating the other players;

"I can't believe he beat me by picking up the 5 on the river-- he's such a cardshart."

by SoxFan13 January 12, 2009

Lazy Carwash

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.

We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.

by Mitch Donato December 8, 2009

Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.

Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

by King Chre May 12, 2009

Cardshit

Slang for card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon.

Guy 1: I just managed to get hold of this super rare card!
Guy 2: I'm not really into cardshit sorry.

by McDonald'sCorporation April 30, 2021

Columbian Carwash

The placing of a cup of hot coffee on the hood of ones car to watch them speed off and have the coffee spill down the windows

"What the hell is this?!"

"Oh...looks like coffee. You've been treated to a Columbian Carwash my friend."

by tenahj March 12, 2008

Kansas City Carwash

It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".

"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.

by Nick P. March 19, 2004

clit carwash

1. You must first have a well developed mustache.

2. You use your hand to spread the vagtastic lips.

3. She must be pretty wet for the carwash affect.

4. You then proceed to gently bob your head up and down flicking the clit with your nose brushing the clit with your mustache.

NUM NUM NUM, with clit carwash we are bother winners!

by Clit Master Flex June 13, 2011