crunkled

crumbled, crinkled

I stepped on the paper and it crunkled.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

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Crunkleberry

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat a Crunkleberry or two", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

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The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.

Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll

by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015

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Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

by Neck February 28, 2008

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