captcha vision

When a person's eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have "captcha vision."

A: Dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
B: Oh was she? I had way too much to drink.
A: No. I mean it was a dog. It think it was a spaniel.
B: Shit! My worst case of captcha vision ever!

by shopping_w/Satan July 8, 2009

Captcha

A racist test used to prevent non-humans from entering your website

"They should really remove this captcha on every login"

by álfur December 23, 2018

CapnChaos

TFC Soldier that plays for (junglist) that can hit anything out of the air with his rocket.
Has some kind of built-in wetware hax.

omg its capnchaos! DONT JUMP! HE WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN!

by TI February 1, 2003

Captcha

It is a test wherein if you fail it, you're a fucking robot.

:Looks like I failed the captcha dude
:oof
*Arnold comes in*
:it looks like you're a terminator as well

by fancyarchduke December 25, 2019

captchaspeak

Captchaspeak is a way of speaking or writing in such a manner as to avoid censorship on social media. People still understand the ideas being conveyed but algorithms won't catch the ideas frowned upon by the platform.

One might say "pew-pew" instead of "gun", "self-ending" instead of suicide or "jab" in place of "vaccine". Captchaspeak is a euphemism or inference for banned terms or ideas.

by 7pm February 25, 2023

captcha coincidence

(n.) - When the two words you type in to a CAPTCHA anti-SPAM window -- in order to let the comment section know that you are not an auto-spammer -- have an amazingly real or ironic connection to the theme of the topic you were commenting on.

"Wow, what a coincidence! I was posting a comment about Rush Limbaugh on a website, and I had to type in two words to get past the CAPTCHA anti-SPAM system and the two words the system gave me were were 'connection' and 'hellish'. What an amazing captcha coincidence, huh!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office complex in Mountain View, California

by PRwiz101 October 13, 2009

Captchaphobia

The fear that you will have to go on retrying the captcha text-entry forever because it is just so damn hard to read those things

Dude1: Dude, WTF, this is the 9th time i'm entering the captcha, either this thing is playing mind games with me or i am dyslexic, one more "Oops" and a red message and i am throwing this PC out the window....grrrrrrrrr

Dude2: oh oh

WHAM!!! Crash!!!!

Dude2: control the rage buddy, you just have captchaphobia

by KBX911 July 13, 2011