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Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.
“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”
Human Cappuccino by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Californian Cappuccino 

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.
Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.

Queensland Cappuccino

Aussie slang A beer, large pint, pot, tin or schooner of generally local cheap beer found all over Australia. Example beers: XXXX, Great Northern, VB, Carlton and Fosters.
Oi Bazza, me and Shazza gon' heading to the pub later on to punch the foam off a few Queensland Cappuccinos an play the Brickie's laptop this arvo (Pokie or fruit machine). You In?

Joe Cappuccino

an italoamerican who is obsessed with pineapple and puts mayo on his pizza. founder of gastroterrorism as well.
Joe Cappuccino's cookbook is full of gastroterrorism

Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin 

The most amazing muffin in the world, only sold at Great Harvest!
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM this Chocolate Chip Cappuccino Muffin is AMAZING! you should TRY it!

Gino the cappuccino

A term used to annoy the shit out of someone if they don‘t know what they mean
Jack: Why you be A Gino the cappuccino
Lucas: Stooopp Bully me
Jack: That’s what a Gino cappuccino would say
Lucas: (puts head down than proceeds to shake head in disappointed way with goofy smirk