cantrell

a down to earth, hardworking, good-looking, tough, good-hearted person

Cantrell is someone I'd like to get to know and hang out with.

by Ratatuie June 17, 2008

cantaros

Literally jugs in Spanish. Slang for breasts.

¡Ella tiene cantaros grandes!
She has big jugs!

by Linda J. August 28, 2005

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Cantrelled

To make someone laugh so hard while eating lunch, it can be considered a full blown ab workout.

Troy's story about Tom's wife and her lesbian anthropology adventure had us laughing so hard I spit out my salad. he totally cantrelled me.

by grapesmuggler38 July 20, 2011

cantrellian

Pertaining to, or being of, the state in which somebody is a manipulative, self centered, sociopathic, cunt-weasel.

She has a husband she abuses emotionally, a boyfriend she manipulates, and a boy-toy she is currently sleeping with...she is so cantrellian.

by ItOnlyHurtsWhenItsTrue March 6, 2016

cantore

A bald guy getting a fierce blow job on or near the beach.

Peter enjoyed the occasional Cantore' from Susan on the beach where she felt freaky and free.

by NikofTime October 9, 2018