Canoes

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."

Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.

by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010

Canoe

An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.

"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."

by PitchJoe October 18, 2011

canoe

At the burning tip of a blunt, when it starts to burn down farther on one side than on the rest of the blunt, it is canoeing. This can be fixed by wetting a fingertip with saliva and dampening the burned down end. This is not only with blunts either. This can easily happen with joints and it happens with cigarettes sometimes too.

Dammit Elliot! Fix the canoe and then pass that blunt to Hernando.

by IEatBadgers August 21, 2003

Canoeing

When a joint burns unevenly due to moisture, the top burning with the bottom remaining unburned. The resulting shape resembles a canoe.

"Awww dude, it's canoeing!"

by Craig 119281 November 5, 2005

Cano

An incredibley strong male used in the destruction of motor vechiles (mainly cars), with the use of his bare fists

I needed my car crushed, so i went to get Cano

by Gooch Sweat June 29, 2009

Canoed

Being stuck in a canoe (or any situation that feels inescapable) whilst being lectured by a significant other or friend.

He waited till we were alone and canoed me till the river ended!

by sugarkane_13 May 25, 2016

Canoeing

A sexual position with three people. A Man lays down and two women climb on, like riding a canoe. One rides the waist, the penis...and one rides the face, the tongue.

We had a threesome last night and the other girl and I went canoeing on him!

by BigJimRabbitt May 15, 2018