Candlestick Telephone

During a threesome between one woman and two men.

One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.

e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'

Candlestick Telephone by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018

candestina 

Candestina is a very beautiful, elegant and intelligent lady. She is dedicated to her work and cares a lot about her future. She can be very goofy and she smiles a lot. If you have a friend like candestina never let her go because she is the realest friend a girl or a boy could ever have.

Candestina is intelligent.

candestina by Fghdwdvggf November 29, 2021

candlesinnerflame 

tik tok user candlesinnerflame is an Agender lesbian on Tik tok who's a lil british and goes by shu taro or sonia

And there funny as shit

Person 1:
Hey do you know that funny tik toker?

Person 2: oh you mean candlesinnerflame?

Person 1: Yeah!

candlesinnerflame by Demmythedweb99 May 21, 2022

Australian Candlestick 

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

Australian Candlestick by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Israel candlestick 

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.

After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

Israel candlestick by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025

two shits to a candlestick 

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

two shits to a candlestick by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014