Cracker Candidate

Someone who can eat crackers in your bed anytime.

Mariska Hargitay has always been a cracker candidate.

by Gneissguy July 11, 2009

People's Candidate

a politician who is supported by their constituents but not the party establishment

Joe Lieberman lost the Democratic primary for the Senate, he ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lisa Murkowski lost the Republican primary for the Senate, she ran as an Independent in the General Election and won.

Lieberman and Murkowski are People's Candidates!

by Mr.Juan-derful December 26, 2010

Spoiler Candidate

A candidate who usually runs third party and takes away votes from a candidate with similar viewpoints/demographics and in turn helping the dissimilar candidate win.

If Kanye West ran as a third party candidate, he'd likely be more of a spoiler candidate for Biden than for Trump.

by Nas Nasir July 5, 2020

Write-in candidate

Ensures every voter's voice is heard in an election.

I chose to vote for a write-in candidate and successfully preserved my dignity

by DialogueDavid April 10, 2020

candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.

She's definalty a candidate for insemination

by todd March 10, 2003

candid camera

Hidin recordings of the least expected and goofiest episodes

I didn't know you recorded me

Yup haha got u red handed on candid camera

by Candid camera May 25, 2018

Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.

That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.

by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009