a can of whoopass 

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say

Stone cold is gonna open a can of whoopass on you!

a can of whoopass by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022

can of whoop-ass 

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

can of whoop-ass by Blackmac November 24, 2003

can of whoop ass 

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop ass by mandingoh December 10, 2004

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

Opening a can of whoop-ass by HurricaneLayne December 30, 2009

Open up a can of whoop-ass 

What 'The Rock' does.

Rock:I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you

Open up a can of whoop-ass by anonymous N June 26, 2009

opening up a can of whoop ass 

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

opening up a can of whoop ass by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

Can of Whoop-ass 

1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!

Can of Whoop-ass by guy#3031204 June 20, 2008