cantaloupe 

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

cantaloupe by joshua estell August 3, 2006

Cantalope 

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

Cantalope by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

cantaloupe 

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

Warm Cantaloupes 

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

Warm Cantaloupes by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

cantalouper 

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

cantalouper by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

Cactaloupe 

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

Cactaloupe by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

The cantaloupe 

When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.

Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks

The cantaloupe by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019