Basic Campfire

A meme from World of Warcrafts forums stating that a Basic campfire (used for cooking) would be a better warchief than garrosh hellscream.

guy 1: So, just for fun: Who would be the leader of the Horde, if it were your call?
guy 2: Vol'Jin for warchief!
guy 3: You forgot Basic Campfire.
guy 3: I'm Zugs, and I support Basic Campfire as our new Warchief.

by Wolfoh August 15, 2012

Campire

Homoerotic vampire art (fiction, art, film) popularized by authors such as Bram Stoker, Anne Rice and Laurell K Hamilton.

"I like the sex scenes in the latter vampire Chronicles published by Anne Rice."

"You fucking campire."

by Thomas Parfrey May 4, 2008

Campfire technique

When you rub both of your hands back and forth on your dick like making a campfire, works best while watching pornhub.

I used the campfire technique.

by Entitled_Karen September 13, 2019

Campfire delight

When a girls about to have a bowel movement or eats Mexican food and you have anal sex with her. The shit on your penis (chocolate)is whiped between her butt cheeks (graham crackers) then proceed to finish between her butt cheeks (marshmallow) thus creating a s’more aka the CAMPFIRE DEIGHT!!

last night I took Harmony out to eat Mexican food. Little did she know I was was planning a campfire delight for when we got home.

by Camp instructor 69 October 14, 2019

campfire goo goo

When one male roasts a marshmallow and inserts it into the females pussy. A second male then eats the roasted mallow out of the pussy

Me and Johnny gave Patricia a good campfire goo goo last Fourth of July

by Rob the chronic September 21, 2013

Janet Reno Campfire

When you can’t get somebody out of their room, so you go full ballistic trying to get them out and they freak out. This freak out results in something accidentally getting burnt and a pissed off wife.

Jake: I can’t get my son out of his room! Ever since I took his Xbox he won’t leave!

Dan: You ever try the Janet Reno Campfire on him?

John: Last time I tried that he accidentally set the carpet on fire because he was caught hitting a bong and then he tried throwing it at my head.

Dan: Holy shit man! Was your wife pissed?

John: Yeah she was. She was mad because I broke the door and she was mad at our son for setting the carpet on fire and having a bong. Lemme tell you she never forgot about that incident!

by Noshit2547 May 8, 2020

Soggy Campfire

When a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their cum. The last person to finish must then scrape the burnt crusty jizz off the firewood, put it into a s'more, and eat it.

Ross: Hey guys it's getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later...
Jason: FIRST!
Bradley: SECOND!
Ross: HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Amit: Oh fuck, I'm last!
5 minutes later...
Amit: *crunch*

by JimDSG September 18, 2016