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Campbellitis

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Where ones forehead hair line recedes revealing a large thick vein, which whereupon strenuous exercise it tends to swell and throb on the side of said forehead, similar to that found on an erect penis.
I was just lifting some heavy weights, just nailed a personal best on my squats and realised im suffering from campbellitis as i wiped the sweat from my forehead.
by Mole-Man June 13, 2019
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campbells soup

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a powder mixture combined of cocaine and ambien
Guy: What the fuck is all that shit? A snow storm?
Guy 2: Naw man, I'm just makin some campbells soup
by kizzzat December 19, 2008
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Campbellsville

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A town in Taylor county Kentucky.

A small town which appears larger because it's next to an even smaller town.

A town in which most people are poor but nearby land is so cheap that they feel rich. A town that somehow attracts them money hungry players from Detroit and all of their pills, fentanyl, and weed gets distributed amongst all of the youth until they all get caught and locked up for trafficking. Campbellsville would also be known as the town that don’t sleep due to the grown popularity of meth over the past years. Everyone and there grandfather does Meth in the CV3. This, coupled with conservative values and a separatist mentality causes the majority of citizens to be completely unsympathetic towards problems anywhere else in the world.

A place where compassion, intelligence and creativity are discouraged and punished, thus proliferating an exodus of innovation and a cycle of ignorance.
For every Greensburg there is a Campbellsville.

Greensburg is so small it could fit it’s whole city inside of Campbellsville and there’d still be room.

We gotta drive 20 min to Campbellsville because they're the nearest town with a Wal*Mart.

We drove through the most awful town the other day, it was called Campbellsville; everyone there was pregnant, smoking, and wouldn't stop staring at us!
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by Really Really Been him August 4, 2018
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campbelling

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To loudly proclaim something as axiomatic and then to immediately demonstrate through subsequent actions that the exact opposite is actually true.
Man A "Dude, don't light that cigarette near the ruptured gas tank"
Man B "You idiot, anyone who did Year 10 chemistry knows that petrol isn't explosive in liquid form, it's completely inert"
...
*BOOM*
Man A to Investigating Officer "Damm straight, he sure deserved that for campbelling like a dumbass"
by LBiogo June 28, 2006
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Campbellnomics

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The process of becoming wealthy, only to ruin your credit by making bad financial decisions, then spend carelessly to earn the respect and affection of your family. The height of Campbellnomics occurs when you lose your substantial income only to continue the frivolous spending until any credit or retirement accounts are completely depleted to prevent loss of respect from said family.
Tim: "Hunter's dad hasn't had a paycheck for six months, but the whole family is going out to Bob's Steak and Chop House. I don't get it..."
Nick: "His dad is the master of Campbellnomics."
by EconProf7448 January 8, 2012
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Campbells chunky soup

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When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.
Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.
by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021
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campbellswife

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CAMPBELLSWIFE is a tvdu tiktok fanpage and deserves all the love she can get,she’s too good for this world she’s the most amazing kindest person ever and her edits are so good And I just love her sm <333
Campbellswife is my bae
by lovelys March 7, 2022
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