camelshark

The camelshark is a synonym for a "Nile River mudshark". This subspecies of mudshark goes after money of a camel jockey rather that a normal mudshark that likes big soul pole, giving taxi rides and getting the shit slapped out of her when she doesn't give her sire the weed money.

"Wow, that blonde teacher chic has turned camelshark...tell me that's NOT about the money with that Pakistani dude!?"

by boi1ermaker August 1, 2012

capeshit

someone who has an obsession over a person and is overly attached to them in an unhealthy way, but is also a piece of shit in everyway.

"damn stop being a capeshit it's creepy"

by Jaehyun February 15, 2019

Camelitus

A human generally found in the male species when they have sex. They start humping like the hump on a camel, they will slowly start to look like one. That is generally how divorce happens.

Dude, how did that kid get camelitus at the age of 7?

by The Boy Lyric March 18, 2017

Complshit

Short for “complicated shit”. A term given to things that are just too exhausting to explain.

– “Hey, how’s your life going?”
– “Oh, you know… just complshit as usual.”

by Cpt. Marv July 13, 2022

Cakeshit

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.

~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.

by mcojack July 8, 2025

eat cakeshit

I went to a liberal debate on campus
before the debate started i was kicked
because i disagreed with abortion
they made me 'eat cakeshit'

It's when you're dealing with people who do not want to debate, they want blood.
They'd like to 'eat their cake, and shit it too' I guess.

This weird liberal Belgian blonde shick hollared at me to marry her stoner ass.
When I said no 'eat your cak and shit it too' she got made.
She screamed, 'go eat cakeshit' and cried.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 5, 2025