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camel toed sea-pig

A female -type person who not only walks around with a 'camel-toe' most of the time , but is also overweight and looks like a 'pig' that could float- ergo- the 'sea pig' descriptive portion...
The female person's pants were so tight, and her wieght, so out of control, that she took on the appearance of a" camel toed sea-pig "....
by davethewave2 August 19, 2010
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camel by camel

That song by Sandy whateverhisnameis that has not been used in any bad way whatsoever. Right? What a wholesome yellow cat.
Let's play camel by camel at the school talent show so we can be like those kids who played the ph intro!!!
by PotatoBearSMO October 14, 2021
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Camel coon

1. A camel coon has a small pp. This (often Arabic) dude thinks he is the shit. But you know... He is simply shit, trash. Utter rubbish. This man will slap a camels ass and try to eat it. Like the camel will not assrape him with a strapon for his attempts
2. Camel cooning. Slapping your homies ass with your balls.
1. Stephan stop being such a camel coon, ease up on the camels ass and get a girlfriend.
2. Joel, stop camel cooning on Kyan.
by Zromelussy dealership December 26, 2021
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Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.
Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!
by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021
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lying camel

A woman involved in a long distance relationship or relationship where the others job requires being away out of town for weeks or months, (ie; armed forces, sales person, executive, etc.) and says she can go without sexual relations for long periods of time, but lies and is unfaithful during that period.
Him: "Wait for me? - Her: "Baby when it comes to sex I'm like a camel. I can go a long time without it."

She said she would wait for me, but that lying camel messed around on me and got pregnant.

I left for a couple weeks and found out the lying camel cheated on me while I was away.
by super826 December 11, 2011
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Camel fetish

When your boy gets rock hard from looking at camels, you may suspect a camel fetish. Now, this is a fetish where a man or a woman has a deep desire to choke on a camel cock. In some cases the individual with a camel fetish wants to eat the camels shit while doing so. While others want to be chocked by camel hands. In general people with a camel fetish just get really horny over camels...
Joel, you need some help with that camel fetish pal... You ain't getting a girl like this.
by Zromelussy dealership December 27, 2021
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Camdoll

Term for a person who works online as a webcam model. Typically streams his/her webcam to a live audience. In essence a virtual doll for the audience to play with, for pay.

That person will pay for the model to do certain acts for that individual's gratification. These acts may include dancing, removal of clothing, masturbation, watching others masturbate through their webcam back, blowing up balloons, spitting, sneezing, coughing, foot play, food play, and many other things that are requested of them to do.

They may also take requests for things people want from them like pictures or videos of them doing these acts, in front of the cam.

They are a 'cam doll' as they are dressed up, dressed down, and play all around!!
My favorite camdoll is not online right now, I'm so bummed!

Oh that camdoll was on the other day and I caught some of her shower show... so hot!

It's so nice speaking with another camdoll!

I want a camdoll to do that for me and it will get me off.

That camdoll knows all the right angles!

Look at that camdoll shaking her ass!
by Felicia Firefly August 13, 2012
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