CHRISTIAN CANIFF

A prankster from Dallas known for his characters and his raw videos.

Christian caniff

by Christian caniff October 7, 2019

California weekend

code for entailing a vacation where girls secretly have sexual encounters with total strangers, sometimes people they met online. I say secretly because the folks back at home (especially the boyfriend) may be aware of the vacation but aren't supposed to be aware of the vacation's sole purpose. typically used by girls with a teenage mindset.

Ashley: Hey, Jeanne! What's up?
Jeanne: Nothing girl. Bored as hell. Just waiting for that California weekend to come.
Ashley: Haha yeah!!
Brian, Ashley's boyfriend: Hey girls, whatcha up to?
Both girls: Nothing! ;)

by BrianTheDumbass June 13, 2013

California Mudslide

When you are in a 69 with a chick and she let's go and shits on your face.

I was in a 69 with my girl last night and the bitch pulled a California Mudslide on me.

by AssAttack March 28, 2015

Cliff Yablonski

proper noun

1. Someone who hates you.

2. A guy who didn't storm the beaches of Cambodia in '54 to let you pinko hippy bastards wear tie dyed shirts and smoke your wacky tobaccy in his yard!

3. www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou

"I fucking saw the Patterson kids in my goddamn bushes and I want you to head over to their house and arrest them and throw those two little idiot horseshitters into jail for a few years to teach them a goddamn lesson about respecting their elders." -Cliff Yablonski

by EmperorKO February 19, 2003

California Carry

Carrying a concealed handgun with the grip inserted into your asshole

Look at that dude in the leather chaps walking funny, he either just got out of prison or he is California carrying

by Vladimir Lootin May 19, 2011

California Rewind

Taking a giant dump in a public bathroom and wiping your ass without ripping the toilet paper, then rolling the muddy brown toilet paper back up on the roll.

-Dude I just did a California Rewind in that bathroom.

by archie566 October 18, 2011

california potato power

The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."

Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."

David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.

by gamerrox August 3, 2010