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Jimmy Caldwell is superior to the mortal plane in every way shape and form and doesn't have dyslexia
by SUPERIORMF March 3, 2022
Get the Jimmy Caldwellmug. Teya is beautiful and awesome! She is a lot of fun to hangout with! She doesn’t care at all about what others think of her! She loves to embarrass her best friends and to be embarrassing with her best friends! She doesn’t judge you at all and listens when yuh talk!
by Cheesecake Jr November 21, 2017
Get the Teya Caldwellmug. 1. (n.) The emotionless, expressionless, possibly thoughtless coach of the Indianapolis Colts.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
2. (n.) Any dead guy with a headset on.
3. (v.) To botch a perfect thing for no reason at all, and in the process to tear the scrotum off an entire city, while alienating one's comrades--and the rest of the nation--in the process. To do the aforesaid with utter lack of feeling.
"Is that a negro mannequin on the Indianapolis Colts' sideline, standing near Peyton Manning and Joseph Addai?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
"No, that's Jim Caldwell. He's Tony Dungy's successor."
John brought Melinda back to his apartment Friday night. She looked staggeringly sexy in her new burgundy dress, and was laughing heartily at all his jokes. "I think we're both in for a VERY enjoyable evening," she whispered to him, her breath smelling faintly of gin. All the guys at the office would've flipped to know he'd scored with Melinda, who was impossibly picky, and John knew it. As they crossed the threshold and walked inside, however, a mysterious, robotic look came over his face.
"On second thought, I think we ought to just call it a night," he said. "I don't normally do this outside relationships." Melinda looked utterly bewildered.
"Well, okay," she sighed. "If you insist." She kissed him on the cheek, turned around, and disappeared into the night. John walked into the bathroom and masturbated, then, showing no emotion whatsoever, put on his pyjamas and went to bed.
The next day his co-workers looked at him, aghast, as he related the story dispassionately. "Dude, you fucking Jim Caldwelled her? What is your goddamn problem?"
by CunningLinguist27 February 8, 2010
Get the Jim Caldwellmug. A mid-size town in south western Idaho. 30 minutes outside of Boise and one of the best places in the world to raise a family. Full of Mormons and Mexicans, but also home to some very friendly folk. clean air and a beautiful view of the mountains. CALIFORNIA STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CALDWELL!!!
"Man Caldwell Idaho is so fucking awesome"
"Hey did you hear that kid down the street is from California"
"There goes the neighborhood."
"Hey did you hear that kid down the street is from California"
"There goes the neighborhood."
by HumSpud April 4, 2009
Get the Caldwell Idahomug. "They're paying me four fucking dollars an hour. FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS AN HOUR!"
"Caldwell, Idaho, meth port of the American northwest."
"Caldwell, Idaho, meth port of the American northwest."
by jessicamofessica May 18, 2008
Get the Caldwell, Idahomug. A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.' Every teenage girl ends up pregnant, and forever remains a whore. Usually by high school graduation they have a 4 year old, and possibly a younger kid.
A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.' Every teenage girl ends up pregnant, and forever remains a whore. Usually by high school graduation they have a 4 year old, and possibly a younger kid.
Taylor and Avree are bestfriends. They're from Caldwell County, so ofcourse they're druggies, wanna be's, and got knocked up at 14. They're parents must be so proud to have raised them in Caldwell County
by doby_is_a_free_elf May 31, 2012
Get the Caldwell Countymug. A bro who will always have your back bro. When you can't reach it yourself this bro will lend you a hand. So, in conclusion a BRO!
What ever will I jerk off to tonight? (Jamie form the ceiling) Why not me bro? Oh that Jamie Caldwell! What a bro!
by Supercock May 8, 2018
Get the Jamie Caldwellmug.