Calabasas High School

Probably the WORST place to end up at for high school. The school itself is located in a rich neighborhood, so what it does with all the money it brings in? NO IDEA. But it isn't spent on anything useful. The faculty there are more concerned about STAR testing results than anything else, and so they make sure to actually be there for the month of May. The school has the California Distinguished School Award, whatever the fuck that is? All the teachers care about is how the school looks to the state. Other than that, the students get to sit around and act like the fake people they are. This does apply to everyone at the school. The guys are either "jocks" (But CHS doesn't have any actual jocks because the school sucks at every sport alive, so just cocky kids who think they can do anything athletically)"ganstas" (Right, like you can be a G living in Calabasas, they are the worst) or "indie" (Kids who THINK there above Calabasas and try to act like city kids, while this just shows everyone how fake they are) The girls are all hoes, even if they try to hide it. They just want an excuse to take their shirts off. So they go to their little parties, get wasted and jump on the closest guy. At least most of the girls will admit to being Calabasas, so there not as fake. These girls are mostly Jewish princesses who wear expensive clothes and drive around with their friends in nice cars and all think they're "indie photographers." FYI: Just because you can afford nice stuff doesnt mean your any good at it. Walking onto Calabasas High, be prepared for students everywhere to tell you that they have a Nikon and their a photographer, or that they have Adobe Programs and their an editor. Both the girls and guys think there so hot, which is the main reason all Calabasas parties suck. The girls think their better than the guys, and the guys dont care what the girls think about them. So little actually goes down at the school, everyone obsesses over the little things. And word travels beyond faster at that school, because everyone needs their moment in the spotlight. Its a ridiculous school that would probably kill anyone not from Calabasas. It's just a stuck up rich public school filled with egotistical fake kids.

What are you doing tonight?
-Driving down to Encino, I am not going to another stupid Calabasas party.

What is up with that girl?
-Oh, she's just from Calabasas High School.

God those kids think their so "indie" but there just annoying as fuck, who are they?
-Eh, just some Calabasas High School kids who had the money to pay for Coachella tickets and not know any of the bands.

by FanBoy135 June 20, 2009

Calabaza

Calabaza : Thus the original significate for this word its a vegetable, it is also used to name the shit than comes off your rectum. In mexico calabaza serves also to name that shittiy attitude that some dude bros tend to display in public. It can range from a wide variety of topics where they are experts or "the shiznit" in every single one of them. You can spot the "calabaza" in parties or alcohol meetings, stealing all the atention possible. The main objective of "tirar calabaza" is getting the chics and apeear as a cool guy.

Hey girl, have I told you when I went to (a foreign country) for the summer? it is a nice region to live but I found more interesting to be at your side in this moment honey. - Ah pinche (dude name) como tiras calabaza! - ( Hey dude, you throw so much calabaza!)

While everybody is in a cool mode and chilling to the sound of nice music in a party, comes the "calabaza" guy and without authorization grabs the ipod and says: hey I got better songs, kick ass! and put some shitty playlist of him and say ohh this is cool and everybody gets the WTF face.

by alonsonajera January 15, 2009

Calabasas High School

"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.

A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.

The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.

We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.

Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.

We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.

You know you wish you go to Calabasas High School.

by iloveCHS May 24, 2010

Calabasas

Small city in the Los Angeles county area known for its expensive cost of living, small number of rooms (just 4 rooms for 6 people) and expensive smoothies ($29!!). Most often discussed in relation to leaving it to go somewhere else. Just 10 minutes from Malibu, which is sad, because there's nothing happening in Malibu.

Let's fly from Calabasas to Chicago, St Louis, and New York. Or anywhere really.

by freddiesaiditwasok August 16, 2018

calabasas

probobly one of the greatest cities on the face of the planet. Harvard University did a study in 2002 about the most desirable place to live on the planet. this study was a Stratified Random Sample (SRS) of every major province in the world. The study took 3 years to complete. The surveyors used a 95% confidence interval. Basically the study was extremely accurate. At the end of the study they found that the united states was the most desirable place to live, they did a sub study and found that of those who wanted to live in the united states or already live in the united states, 82.46% want to live in the state of California; next they found that 92.17% want to live in the southern california area; at a conclusion, they found that the most desirable area in the world to be the intersection between the beaches of malibu and the city of los angeles. AKA CALABASAS! The city is 15 minutes from the beach, 15 minutes from the city. it doesnt have the ghost town feeling of the beach area and it doesnt have the crowded polluted dangerous city feeling. It is the perfect location. The house prices have been booming. Major celebrities from all over live in calabasas or will move to calabasas sooner or later. The Calabasas areas include the west hills portion, and the bell canyon areas of the valley circle. The school has a population of approximately 2000 students. The principle has stated that there has only been 1 school fight in the history of the school. The school is rated as one of the best schools in the country. It is ranked at # 112 out of all the high schools in the nation. The girls at the school are absolutely gorgeous and the guys are probobly some of the most fun around! the parties are always amazing! The city has a very low crime rate. There are many gated communites which house some of the biggest CEOs for fortune 500 companies. THERE IS SOO MUCH WEALTH! the city is ranked the 75th wealthiest zip code out of the 40,000 in the united states!!!! The kids drive mercedes, BMW, m3, lexus, and cadillacs. Just to show off their wealth, the city of calabasas has the biggest rolex on the face of the planet as their clock tower in "The Commons" shopping area. The city has so much life with 3 movie theaters near by. 2 malls and many shopping centers. Everything is located within a 10 minute drive. The city is also known for their mansions in the mountains with beautiful views. and a beautiful lake! I wish i lived in calabasas. It is the best place on earth.

i wish i lived in calabasas

by kevin1234567 May 6, 2006

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Calabasas High School

Amazing school. 10/10 recommend sending your kids here. The people are truly amazing and the teachers care. ASB is lit and is a fun way to get involved in school. If you don't like Ciroc don't come to this school.

I wanna be a badass bitch mom, let me go to Calabasas High School.

by BADASSSBITCHYESSS July 12, 2017