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Dorito Cake Face 

The Dorito Cake Face is similar to the Amogus face, but done without using a camera filter. To achieve the Dorito Cake Face, you must do the following.

Smile,
Open your mouth while retaining the smile cheeks and eyes,
Move the lower jaw outwards (forward),
Then close the teeth back together.

Finally, to complete the look, you must raise the eyebrows without interfering with the mouth positioning.
Friend 1: Woah! What is that guy doing
Friend 2: He’s doing the Dorito Cake Face!

Friend 1: I’ve never seen anyone with big enough balls to do it in public!
Dorito Cake Face by CCTheDog August 15, 2021
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halloween cake face 

the term 'Halloween cake face' refers to a woman that wears a lot of make up. In particular orange looking foundation with bright lipstick and lots of eye shadow.
oh my god look at her makeup, Halloween cake face...

face cake 

when receiving oral sex from a female, one ejaculates onto her face and she proceeds to light a cigarette without cleaning off the semen. while not necessary, it is encouraged to shout "happy birthday" whilst ejaculating. without cigarette, referred to simply as "icing" the cake.
My girlfriend ran out of menthols, so had to use one my smokes when I gave her her face cake last night.
face cake by railgin October 1, 2012

Face cake 

–noun
1. a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with a person's face on it. Usually making featured person look like a blowup doll.
"Dude, we totally should've stolen that face cake."

"Yea, too bad someone ate it."
Face cake by v.scrimer November 20, 2009
A person wearing excessive make-up.
Mana is adorable, but he's a total face-cake.
face-cake by ChibiChrissi May 30, 2006

face cake 

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it
Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake
face cake by Osker Segura March 19, 2007

Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.