Carny Tang

A word to describing trashy woman. "Carny" meaning trashy and dirty and low class like the stereotypical Carnival Worker. And the word "Tang" meaning women.

I ran through the trailer park today and saw so much Carny Tang.

by MarcusC54 June 16, 2010

cairndog

-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.

Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.

by Cairndog June 6, 2016

Cairns rat

The lowest of the lows of the cairns species. Cairns rats usually reside in the beaches OR far south. They generally congregate at bus stops or centralz. They carry duffel bags and wear baggy shorts. They have that general ‘crusty’ and/or ‘greasy’ look to them that makes all the non-cairns rats spew. A cairns rat proba went to smithy but you’ll find they are pretty good at getting into the private schools round here too- you’ll find some at TAS. If your a cairns rat you stay in cairns after graduating (if u even graduated u probs just dropped out after grade 10) and live with ur parents and eventually become a tradie with a mullet- this is not to be confused with a eshay which is a notably different breed.

Oh look here comes a cairns rat, ew it smells 🐀🤮

by CairnsRat4060 October 31, 2020

Carnycharm

The ability obtained by carnival workers, also known as "carnys". This ability allows the carnys to lie, cheat, and trick carnivalgoers into beleiving that you didnt win a carnival game that you actually did win. It is an awful experience having thier carnycharm put on you and it is sure to put you in a bad mood for the rest of the day. A normal person can also obtain carnycharm and use it for their own personal gain.

Man #1 - How did you talk that girl into giving you head?
Man #2 - I used my carnycharm.

by The Great Possum and Snake July 16, 2008

Cairns high

A crappy high school in Cairns, far north Queensland. Although it is undeniably trash, it is probably the least trash school in Cairns.

Although that's not saying much.
Given your other options are:
A druggo at tbay
A thief at wooree
Gay at saints or monnies
Broke at TAS
A sex worker at Redlynch
or Ignored at Saint Mary's

It's important to note that Cairns high, is (undeniably) better than brissie state high - as demonstrated by just about every fanfare (a state run school music competition).

(Except that time the Cairns high symphony orchestra lost a hecking percussion ensemble)

I'm not gonna lie, if you want your kids to get an education move away from Cairns.

Monnies girl 1: I can't believe we came second at Eisteddfod again.
Monnies girl 2: I think Cairns high bribes the judges

by Yeetyboi420 November 29, 2018

Turned Carny

American 1980s slang for a person that has joined MI6.

Based off of a combination of the American slang word "carny," meaning someone who works for the carnival, and also "The Circus," for the British Secret Service agency MI6.

The former American CIA operative said, "Hey, I heard you turned Carny on us."

"Nope," The Equalizer replied in his English accent, "I just retired."

by g9ford December 26, 2012

keaton cairns

keaton cairns loves buenos and is a professional singer who sings mostly disney songs, specifically frozen (into the unknown). he has a bigger bunda than you

keaton cairns' cat got ran over

by segcyme April 3, 2021