caillou

He is a hore that wants all kid to fall for his trap so he can kill them he’s also a brat that’s bald bc he’s ugly and is to short

Caillou- hya kids

Kids- hya

Caillou- *kills them all*

Caillou-killer

by Yeeyeejuiceman June 13, 2019

caillou

someone that isn't great to anyone else but the forever character .

why are you searching caillou's name in the urban dictionary , silly .

by axtrilll June 16, 2016

caillou

He's just a kid who's four, each day he grows some more, he likes exploring he's Caillou
So many things to do, each day is something new, he'll share them with you he's Caillou

I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou.

by kekekekkekke July 25, 2018

caillou

he bald beauty bois

i am caillou

by yourmomomomo April 13, 2019

Caillou

A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.

Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.

by Tonesmas October 19, 2016

Caillou

More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.

My girlfriend is such a Caillou.

by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 22, 2018

Caillou

Demon child.

Quick, get the holy water, what we have here is a Caillou!

by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017