Caiden is that kind of person that is very, very sexy and faps off in class. If you make him angry, he will pop your hot gay sister’s tits and sell the deflated tits on PrawnHub. He is a Prawn Star as well as a porn star and got a very good rating on Logan paul’s Website. He will rape you when you sleep and, if you buy him a couple of beers, will give you free prawns. Caiden has the ability to have an
Infinity Boner, which means that he can make his boner a, well, boner,
for the rest of eternity. Legend has it that his penis in it’s floppy form is thicc-er than Big Chungus. He is so sexy that Moto Moto tried to hook up with his ass, but, Caiden has the training to eject cum out of his ass. With ultimate concentration, he can sprout penis’s from every aspect of his cumalicious, sex-starvingalicious body, and
the first time you see him (if you’re a boy), you’ll instantly turn gay.
