cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

Cadbury

Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol. Comes from Cadbury chocolate which is famous for having a glass and a half of milk in it. 'Cadbury's' only need a glass and a half (or similarly small quantity) to get drunk.

Jane is such a cadbury. She was drunk after her 2 glasses of wine last night.

by divulger of slang August 18, 2010

Cadbury catch up.

2 girls who get together in public for a glass and a half of sauvignon blanc and totes gossip bout their boyfs. The 2 girls usually hate each other.

Saw Natalie last night, quick Cadbury catch up. She doesn't even know Darren is cheating on her yet, I'm not gonna tell her unless I'm actually pregnant.

by towsh.net August 22, 2011

cadbury fingers

when you finger a girls ass and you get shit on your fingers.

dude last night i was with my girlfriend and i got cadbury fingers

by captain_long_dong69 May 23, 2016

Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity

1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.

by Big load September 2, 2008

cadbury

Cadbury - Someone who succumbs easily to the efects of alchohol.

reflector is such a cadbury! He only had 2 stubbies and he was seeing pink elephants

by Clontarf_X June 1, 2003

cadbury creme egg

Is a sexual act requiring two people. one cock and one anus. the anus needs to be on the verge of taking a shit. The one with the cock then spits a thick mucus filled loogie onto the anus and pushes it in with their cock, then rapidly ejaculating. The anus party then pushes out the now enveloped loogie/ semen mixture, which is presumably completely encased in shit. This shit egg can then be hidden in the yard by someone in an easter bunny suit.

The night before easter I gave my girlfriend a cadbury creme egg, I then grabbed it and hid it along with other dyed eggs and candy. unfortunately her niece found it and put it in her easter basket.

by lovesbjs October 21, 2010