cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

cactopus

Mythical or supposed hybid amphibious octopus with fur and a cat's head.

Horace, 1676; "I comme apon theyt Cactopus inne theyt wooden acrye, half inne-to brookye, tenntacyles waveyt."

by M. A. J. November 9, 2006

cactophile

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!

did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile

by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

catow

A word used for describing a big ass.

DAMN, her donk was like *catow* *catow*!

by Pimp Nasty & Stanky Chicken March 15, 2009

cactomasochist

a sexual perversion characterized by pleasure in being subjected to pain by penetrative masturbation using cacti

Derived from an image found on /b/ featuring a subject of unknown sex using a cactus to masturbate anally.

Emergency receive thousands of cactomasochists per year for extensive rectal and anal damage.

by Scrippy-chan August 29, 2010

Cartowsky Effect

When the person in reference is better than anyone else regardless of skill but has the need to belittle other people whether friend or foe.

Shit that guy is being a dick, it must be the Cartowsky Effect.

by NightmareRarity November 2, 2014