Cactis

When you see sam and then say yeh

Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere

by Pp_guy July 22, 2021

Cacti

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”

by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

Cacti cool

Almost As cool as Travis Scott

I'm feeling cacti cool today

by Sladera March 15, 2021

Cactied

Getting drunk off something you didn't know had alcohol in.

They were cactied after that party last night.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Cacti cuckoo

Someone who loves cacti, probably has a japenese one and feeds them, no social life, just cacti

Omg that girl is so cacti cuckoo !

by Savanna.serene July 06, 2017

cacti rabies

Extreme addiction to growing, owning and loving cacti. When your whole life becomes consumed with cacti related actions and thoughts.

He's been up all night again planting Trichocereus seeds, He's got the cacti rabies bad, poor fella

by JOhnosBondageMaster August 15, 2015

Cacti-Fuck

The act of fucking a individual brutally with a Cactus or spiked plant

"Man I'm really itching for a cacti-fuck"

by Cacti-Fucker October 30, 2015