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jumper cables

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
by benormous May 5, 2006
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jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.
Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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A person who works with cabling. A person defined as a smith is a person who works with metal. A blacksmith forges steel in furnace. A silversmith works with silver. A goldsmith works with gold. A locksmith works with locks which are made of metal components. To use the title smith one would have to accomplished in their field.
He is a cablesmith and specializes in running cables in differing environments.
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Jumper cables

A game where one person gets hit with jumper cables, that are not connected to a battery.
by Bastizocker84 December 19, 2022
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