CPS

Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.

(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*

by Backward-Drawback January 28, 2021

CPS

CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.

The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible

by BoiMich69 February 21, 2022

CP

child pornography.

pedos like CP

by tyranitarr January 15, 2011

CPS

Clown Point System.

A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is

Person 1: **Does something stupid

Person 2: That’s 25 clown points for the CPS!

by niteflyer March 11, 2020

cps

Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.

That girl is totally a 5 cps.

by Monsieur C May 8, 2014

cps

chronic pussy syndrome - when someone is being a total pussy

“Bro she’s being a total bitch!”
“Nah you just have cps”

by cykjhdduk July 23, 2019

cp

competitive programming

tourist is best in competitive programming! He is really CP god

by coderbot August 4, 2019