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The Coworker Zone

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Pretty much the brother of the friend zone, but indeed worse. She only wants to socialize with you at work. Say goodbye to any plans that you might've had with her, because she won't be seen with you unless it's at work.
Billy: I've tried to set plans up with her outside of work, but she never comes through. She agrees to while we're working together, but then she leaves me in the dark afterwards

John: You, my friend, have just been thrown into "The Coworker Zone".
by Brandon Antione August 28, 2015
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Annoying Coworker

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The person in every office who thinks that the most obscure, uninteresting personal details of their sad, sad, lives is of the utmost of importance to all those who work within walking distance of their office. Often interested in Macintosh, Kiss collectibles, and Perms.
"Oh man, Peter really wouldn't shut up this morning about those fractals...."
by Binary Jay August 13, 2004
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The coworker in the office next to you that constantly feels the need to "one up" you with all types of vain and material possessions. He/She is attempting to fill the void in his/her life and simply cannot even mask the desperate attempt for attention
Insufferable Attention Coworker- "How was your Christmas? Torie bought me a $600 Northface jacket; this is my fourth"

Insufferable Attention Coworker-"Have you seen my new diamond ring? I just got it from my Husband. It's like yours but bigger."
by GMONEY33 January 7, 2010
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Annoying Coworker

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Melissa gets to slap Jordan on annoying coworker day.
by StickIt October 19, 2019
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Like friends with benefits but between two people who were previously coworkers. Also known as ECWB.

Not to be confused with Coworkers with Benefits
“Hey Ashley, since we matched on Hinge, would that make us ECWB if we banged?”

“ECWB? What’s that?”

“Ex-Coworker with Benefits, obviously. It’s a new lingo.”
by Geplenruy May 18, 2021
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Best Coworker

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The Best Coworker that Jonathan had at work was Cynthia.
by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023
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