Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"Your a blorker" John said laughing in Nathaniels face

by TheOpditMan September 25, 2022

Blorker

An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity

"How about you blorkup, blorker?" Phantern to Redd, Greeny's Grand Game, Apocalpeepy

by solarace February 4, 2023

borken

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly

my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken

by mani 4 December 12, 2018

Bork, bork, bork!

A language modeled after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.

Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh cheff ooh vood uften sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.

"Hey! Did you figure out how to change your language on Google yet?"

"Yeah, I even set it to Bork, bork, bork!"

by elgoog February 12, 2010

borke

Broken in a sudden, unexpected manner at a critical time.

It's launch day and the webserver's fuckin BORKE

by gweasel January 29, 2009

borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.

Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004

borkii

Swedish slang for being retarded.

"Hey, did you hear what Harry did?"

"Yeah, he's such a Borkii."

by BriefcaseWankerr May 28, 2016