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Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.
by eatyossy April 28, 2021
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Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.
Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.
by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012
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cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
by TheSickDick February 17, 2020
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Bongchitis

The act of ripping a bong so hard you cough uncontrollably hard for an extended period of time.
jade was chiefin so hard she got the bongchitis, if you know what i mean
by Ms Frizzle Fry August 6, 2010
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Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.
Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!
by Josh and Lance March 17, 2008
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Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.
Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!
by Josh and Lance March 18, 2008
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Bongchitis

When you get sick smoking out of a bong.
Dude I don't feel so good after last night's smoke sesh- I think I got bongchitis!!
by chingispamwich October 24, 2014
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