Twilight Buzzkill

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.

Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)

by Spatchmo June 30, 2009

Buzzkill Betty

1. someone who takes the fun out of things or stops some sort of shenanigans

Joe was a real buzzkill betty when he stopped the shindig.

by Steve-O June 11, 2004

stoner buzzkill

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.

Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill

by biglrip March 29, 2009

buzzkill

When you are high, drunk,or both and want to do something fun and some one you are with starts complaining about everything.

Person 1: Man we should egg that house
Person 2: No man we could get caught, I wanna go home
Person 1: Will you stop being a fucking buzzkill

by jtjones3692 December 23, 2008

Buzzkillfairy

Someone who will always manage to appear out of nowhere when you're about to light up, and follow you around for the sole purpose of ruining your day. The Buzzkillfairy knows where you are, and is most likely to strike when you are at the peak of your high. Usually male and travels alone.

Guy 1: Damn, this shit is fire.
Guy 2: Yo, pass the blunt.
Buzzkillfairy: Hey guys look. I brought some math worksheets for us to do while we're high!
Guy 1: Who the fuck brought him again?

by Jikos September 29, 2009

iTune Buzzkill

You have your i-Pod/i-Tunes on shuffle, you're jamming out doing your everyday thing, then BOOM! song switches to a completely irrevelant song and ruins your exuberant mood.

Frank: Man, I was rocking out to "The Chili Peppers" earlier I got in my usual calm, moviated mood then BOOM! ..my wife's "Rocket Summer" starting playing and I just lost all hope..

Bob: Ahh! Frank I'm sorry. Sounds like a iTune buzzkill.

by Limabina May 2, 2009

Buzzkill

Someone who personifies a big black hole where all fun goes to die.

My mom is such a buzzkill, she won't even let me do some keg-stands.
I wanted to go get laid, but my friend warned me about STD's. He is such a buzzkill.

by Grea$eMonkey May 5, 2009