Surprise Buttsecks

The best kind.

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

buttsnarls

the snarling of ass hair due to the clotting of fecal matter on the ass hair, resulting a tangle of feces and hair that are tough to separate

after that corn cob eating contest, those buttsnarls were really bad and took a week to get out.

by Naerg March 9, 2009

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019

buttsecks

To give or recieve pleasure with someone's ass and/or fiddle stick.

Holy crap beyatch, did you just give that rubber chicken hardcore buttsecks?!

by Buttsecks master September 13, 2005

Buttsecks

To get a cock jabbed up your butt.

I think it's time for buttsecks!
Put your dick in my rump and we can hump hump hump! ;

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend

Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010

Buttsmackle

Like honeysuckle, a Buttsmackle is when one presses their face against another's buttcheeks and suckles on the insides.

Ron: Dude, we totally Buttsmackled last night, man.

Stan: Hell yes, bro!

by Buttsmackle-King May 27, 2021