buttsachary

I don't know what buttsachary is, but I sure wish I did.

Seriously, does anyone know what buttsachary is? I'm tired of not knowing!

by Abe Carroll November 29, 2006

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008

Buttscratcher

The term originally coined by Family Guy's Peter Griffin now has a cult following at UK music festivals such as Glastonbury, Latitude, Leeds and Reading. A festival-goer will shout "Buttscratcher!!!" at the top of his or her voice, and this will be met by replies of "Buttscratcher" from anyone who hears it, and who understands the tradition. The practise helps to build a sense of community at festivals.

Man: "Buttscratcher???!"
3 others: "Buttscratcher!!!!!"

by alllaaannnn July 19, 2011

buttscles

the muscles in the butt

I did lunges earlier, and now my buttscles are killing me.

by Sammy Frankfurter April 28, 2009

Buttsuckles

(n)and/or(v)-this word means to suck. it means that you really, really suck. it can also mean that something is grimy, or shitty to say. Or maybe something that you did to someone, like maybe say something mean to a chick..a friend of mine would go, damn darren, that was buttsuckles.like Darren thats buttsuckles.

for instance..i know this guy named Charlie (Chuck) Glansdorf..his nickname was 'buttsuckles' but than 'buttsuckles' just became a word we would use in our everyday lives. He hated that name, but we absolutely didnt care because it was such a brilliant name/word.

I Bad daB I: i buttsuckles, you buttsuckles, they buttsuckles, we buttsuckles, you'all buttsuckles

by Darren M.W. May 1, 2006

vestigial buttsack

When a person is born with the parts to form a butt (butt cheeks) but no flesh ever properly forms in it, so that the prson doesn't have the natural roundness of a butt and are therefore forced to sit on the extension of their thighs for lack of a natural butt. Or in simpler terms- lack of butt meat.

Hold on, is that Crystals's thighs or just her vestigial buttsack that's creeping from the top of her jeans when she bends over?

by Zoraya M May 19, 2008

Hickory Buttscrew

Leapfrogging stalled traffic by exiting a merging construction lane at the last minute, effectively shaving minutes off your drive time. Often framed as an accident; the common reasoning being "I didn't see the merging signs or the hundreds of stalled vehicles waiting their turn," or "I'm a better human being."

I can't be late to my daughter's recital again. Time for the hickory buttscrew.

by Scr1bble June 24, 2011