buttrapey

The instinctive urge to surprise buttsex.

Jeff woke up rather buttrapey on Christmas mornining.

by Squg December 31, 2013

beluga buttface

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga

"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

South Dakota Buttermelt

A very daring maneuver: while having sex,make sure you have an unwrapped stick of butter near you and while boning her doggy melt the butter over her back and when she turns around explode on her face and smash the half melted stick of butter on her anus

South Dakota Buttermelt: Bang her from the back and melt butter on her then explode on her face and jam butter up ass

by Chester Mcfilis July 21, 2007

buttface

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)

He is such a buttface; I love him.(:

by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007

Buttflake

A motor vehicle driver that, when turning left, does not enter the nearest correct lane.

Stupid buttflake! Now I can't change lanes!

by #1Fanilow November 13, 2006

buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings.

matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo

by Molly, Steven, and Sam November 23, 2007

buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009