butterballer

A rather obese man who thinks he his athletic enough to play basketball

Every time i go to the court i always end up guarding the 300 pound butterballer

by sam c. December 24, 2007

Butterball

Nickname for a person who is athletically gifted and is good at everything. They also tend to have a medical condition that causes their body to sweat more because they work more than the average person.

Coach: "Butterball hit 3 dingers today."
Scout: "He's the best player I've seen in a long time."

by zachary423 April 13, 2016

Butterball

The act of robbing a fast food joint of grease, and proceeding to use it as lube.

wow bro you really butterballed them, glad your girlfriend was into it

by FreakNasty831 April 24, 2018

butterballs

When you cum and some of the ejaculate gets on your testicles and begins to turn into a butter-like consistency as it slightly dries while you lie there nude basking in the post-orgasm glow.

After a few days of not jacking off, I had such a good orgasm last night that I looked down and had given myself butterballs.

by Celine Dion Fan Club President December 17, 2017

butterballs

word do describe a dick made out of butter

Oh butterballs!

Get your butterballs away from me you dirty girl!

Quit touching those butterballs danielle!

by cassyassy November 20, 2006

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.

Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!

by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Butterball Naked

The state of being naked; in the buff

After her shower, Katie was butterball naked.

by Va5oh November 2, 2016