Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.

Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...

by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009

jacksonville butterfinger

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job

2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger

by that guy777 August 11, 2009

Buttering

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.

Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

butterfingers

When an easy catch is missed because the ball slips through the fingers. Normally used in cricket.

How could you drop that you butterfingers!

by Roy Hills February 1, 2004

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009