William m buttlicker

Appeared on the office, is Jim’s pseudonym when trained my Michael in a fake sales call.

My name is William m buttlicker! We built his country thank you very much!

by PursoneWhuWrootesStoof April 22, 2018

butt dick butt

Jesus' butt, which has been fucked more than anything else in history, also known as Jesus' arse ass

Guy: "I love butt dick butt, and by that I mean that I dick it. It feels good."

by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 May 27, 2009

Buttlicker

A person who sucks up to someone so much they are practically licking their butt.

it's also like 'suck up' or 'ass kisser.'

Luna's the biggest buttlicker, she's so annoying and nobody likes her, thats harsh but it's kind of true sorry.

by lisaisnotasimp April 15, 2020

buttduck

the sound produced by air rushing past an anus resembling the sound of a duck.

everytime I eat beans, I swear there is a buttduck in my jeans.

by your mom September 3, 2003

buttlick

An insult. Closely related to butthead or butt sniffer or shithead. This word has a very general use. See also Sackbate, scroteface, nadlick, fuckbate, shitlick, fucklick, and fuckbate.

Dad, I'm going to take the fucking trash out you buttlick.

by Steve January 30, 2004

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019