buttcrumb

A turtle head that has gone too far and is now held betwixt thou cheeks until such time that thou is prepared to drop the buttcrumb in its final destination.

Where is the nearest waste receptacle? I need to rid myself of this buttcrumb

by lindseynotmelo July 3, 2012

Butt Crumbs

Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.

Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.

by robodent December 4, 2016

Butt crumbs

Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.

Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗

by efishies15 January 25, 2019