Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

buttcraft

The subtle art of shaping one's behind through rigorous, routine exercise.

"Have you met Jesstasia?"
"I think so. The girl with a really nice ass?"
"Yeah. She a master of buttcraft."

by microjimmy March 1, 2015

Buttrammer

A Homosexual who likes to take it in the anus. Can be used as a funny insult to your friends.

"Go away you Buttrammer!"
"Dude, that guy over there is a buttrammer"

by Garcia, Frank May 7, 2007

Butchcreamian

1. A person who possesses the qualities of both butter and cream cheese.

2. One who desperately wants to attend college.

None of my friends think any admissions officer would bother looking up the definition of 'butchcreamian.' Guess they were wrong! :D

by dr. au December 31, 2005

buttercream

Otherwise known as "alopecia"
Buttercream is a word used to describe a man (or woman) who is 100% hairless (no scalp hair, eyebrows, facial hair, body hair, pubic hair, etc)

"Haha, check out that guy, not a single hair on his body, He's a total Buttercream."

by GonorrheaJoe April 15, 2008

buttcrack butter

When you open the buttcrack for sex and find any kind of fresh residue or deposit that hasnt been cleaned out.

"Man I was good to go before I spread the ass cheeks and caught some buttcrack butter. That softened my root real quick."

by walterc February 8, 2015

Buttercreaming

The act of whipping cream using a mans penis.

Matt: Hey Ash my penis is very sore after all that buttercreaming last night.

by Juratasaurausrex May 19, 2017