butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

butt monkey by john May 13, 2005

butt monkey

A person that loves the anus, and anything that has to do with the anuis; some one who is sexualy atracted to the butt or likes to think about butts more then the adverage person

Brandon "big dick in the but" campli is a butt monkey

butt monkey by Agent of the System June 13, 2005

butt monkey

a really stupid,retarted person with no life, also looks like a monkey with a butt on its face.

terrell: alex your a twittle twottle

Alex: shut up you butt monkey

butt monkey by alex rc April 17, 2008

butt monkey

a weird person

ex. Shaun or Kirby

butt monkey by Elizabeth February 20, 2004

Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.

"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"

Butt monkey by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006

Butt Monkey

a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes

Hey negus....I am a butt monkey

Butt Monkey by GoatMaster1 March 21, 2010

butt monkey

one who clings to the ass of a chick

man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey

butt monkey by scott a garrett September 3, 2006