bushtastrophe

an event, decision, or circumstance that causes such harm, it forces an entire country's populous to drastically rethink its station in life while simultaneously causing not only the collapse of that populous' entire country both economically and emotionally, but collaterally damaging the financial markets and economies of the smallest fledgling countries to buckle, implode on themselves and ultimately ... cease to exist.

Bob: "Man, that game was a real bushtastrophe."

Carl: "Well, hey, lets not go that far."

Bob: "Yeah, you're right. That would require a team steeped in historic tradition to throw away all of its proud memories, simultaneously retire and take up badminton, while coincidentally bringing down the entire league in steroid scandals, nearly irreparably damaging the city that has lovingly supported it for the past fifty-years."

Carl: "There ya go. They're not the Oakland Raiders for Christ's sake."

Bob: "You know what they need to do?"

Carl: "What's that sir?"

Bob: "Make a black guy owner, shake things up."

Carl: "Whoa now, slow down there ace. I'll settle for $2 cheaper beer and a competent free agent signing."

Bob: "Hey, it could happen. At least they're not the Raiders."

Carl: "Thank God for that Bob, thank God for that."

by lawpimp77 January 21, 2009

bustin some porcelain

Taking a huge dump

Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom

by mrodIV November 11, 2014

ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

bushism

really funny phrases taken from dubya's speeches

a couple of bushism's

We had a chance to visit with Teresa Nelson who's a parent, and a mom or a dad.

Wow, Brazil is big.

We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job

But let me say something: the United States government has an obligation to protect the American people. It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way
I hear there's rumors on the uh (pause) INTERNETS that we're going to have a draft

I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. … He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me

The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case

by amitima August 23, 2006

bushido blade

A freakin awesome Video game made for the Playstation. Involves samurai fighting and one hit kills instead of hit points. Is addictive.

"I'm bored. I'm going to play bushido blade"

by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007

Bushville

A shanty town built by the homeless during the Bush Depression of the early 21st Century. These settlements are often built on unused/abandoned land, or under freeway overpasses, and consist of jerry-built tents, shacks, cardboard boxes, or other makeshift dwellings by those who lost their jobs during this economic downturn. Named for the President, George W. Bush, whose conservative policies and greed are responsible for the Depression which also bears his name.

The construction workers who lost their jobs threw a Bushville together down by the river.

by trimmers March 10, 2009

bustin low batty

To wear one's trousers low, and expose one's boxer shorts

That boy is bustin low batty

by lOrD_fEaThErInG-wAlThAmStOnE December 11, 2009