Burmese Neti Pot

('b&r-'mEz / 'ne-tE / 'pät)

The act of urinating into someones nasal passage.

(Note: Historically, Neti pots were used in Yoga to assist in clearing the nasal passages.)

Wendy's nasal infection was indeed caused by the 'Burmese Neti Pot' Thomas gave her the previous Sunday.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005

burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

by Doctor Rocked Her September 24, 2009

burmese bull

Chinese dildo

My asian grandmother got me a Burmese Bull for the Chinese New Year.

by aby_love January 2, 2010

Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

by DukingMonster November 23, 2009

Burmese Tiger Pit

A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.

Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

Burmese Whoopee Cushion

When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.

Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.

by East Timor July 25, 2016