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Jeremy Burgess

The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
My heart is taken by Jeremy Burgess.
by yentruoc January 28, 2014
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Burgess

A subset of the Black male population that is exclusively attracted to White women. The reasons for this behavior are unclear.
"Why are all the women in his pictures White?"
"He's clearly a Burgess."
"Odd."
"I know, to talk to him he's a racist when it comes to white people."
"Odd."
"Yep."
by Jamal-the-Small2 May 3, 2008
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burgass

An oft-used adjective to describe someone who is woefully out of date with contemporary culture when it forces him to question his own narrow-minded world view. Decades of privilege and sheltered living (often in sheds after nights out) have led to a total state of paralysis when encountering new, yet widely-accepted, beliefs which progressively move society along.

Often screams 'political correctness gone mad' whilst admiring his organic veg box and blaming Meghan Markle for the decline of the British Empire. Used interchangeably with gammon.
God Nigel Farage is a total burgass.

Did you hear that burgass neighbour of ours shouting about eels?
by Michael Burgass June 10, 2021
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erin burgess

Erin Burgess, (troll). Refers to the special breed of creature that prowls through high school halls praying on young boys named Ben.
Use caution when you approach an erin burgess, Ben. You might not come back with a tounge.
by iloveErin November 9, 2009
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Filthy Burgess

When someone smears hot poo on the back of your neck so it looks like a mullet.
I just recieved a Filthy Burgess.
by Richard M Burgess October 2, 2003
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Burgess Chat

When a person is offering very poor and/or uninteresting levels of conversation.
"Hey Guys, Do you think Jellyfish serve a purpose in life"

Bored acquaintance "Oh no, Nick's offering Burgess chat...again"
by Bored Listener October 19, 2011
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burgasse

Its when Woody and Buzz fight dark vader in a night-mar. and they travel through the space and they love each other to ininity and beyond.
Wow Woody today your really Burgasse!!!
by buzz <3 Woody November 29, 2011
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