Bunnings Warehouse

A source of free snags

Person 1: Oi cunt, you going to Bunnings Warehouse?
Person 2: Yeah mate, I’m getting the free snags

by xSRGman November 16, 2020

Bunnings sausage

The only thing that makes australia great

Go get a fucking Bunnings sausage now you cunt

by The Bunnings sausages February 6, 2017

Bunnings Maze

A covid maze out the front of a Bunnings Store, usually large in size to control people waiting to enter a Bunnings Store during covid times. The maze is always marked out using tall orange traffic cones and reflective white and red tape to control people in lines. You will usually find a clueless "security guard" waiting for you to show your check in QR code to.

I went to Bunnings and found a Bunnings Maze. So instead of waiting like a dickhead, I went to another store!!

by Unknown5000! October 8, 2021

Bunnings Sanga

Like a traditional hotdog but without the onion.

I went to grab some nails for diy project but ended up getting a Bunnings sanga out the back for a team member.

by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

Bunnings Dad

(Australian) A parent who will spend weekends making one or more trips to the local big box hardware store in large part to avoid other family obligations, often inventing projects that need a specific type or screw, tool or other item in order to justify getting away. Will go into the local Hammerbarn with a list of items and come out with a range of unnecessary extras, and then realize that there were one or two items on the list that were somehow missed - thereby requiring another trip back to get it (and so the cycle continues).

"Honestly, he's just in full Bunnings dad mode at the moment, I mean the other day he said he needed to duck out to get mortar screws even though he's just adding a pegboard to a drywall - and he came back with all sorts of random crap. Heaven forbid he should take one of the kids to soccer in the morning or help out with the laundry."

by SeamusMcPhee January 16, 2026

The Bunnings Corp

An inner circle of legend-status figures that fight crime and get laid by the hour. The Bunnings Corp is the tightest brotherhood according to human knowledge and each member is as talented and omnipotent as the last.

"The Bunnings Corp -- even I don't know who the actual members are. Are they financial, political or military leaders?"

by garfield_gets_real September 24, 2021

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021