Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

a bunch

your type of guy. with the hair and the voice and the thighs to carry your weight. with timidity and aggressive masculinity, softest ness and toxic mess. protective, anxious, lovable dragonfly. gorilla bud, dancehall dub. eyelock lover, steamy shower. wordsmith's badass anvil, autumn trip to Paris.

your type of guy. your type of fly. your typo of predictable, predicament coz walls are stemmed.

your type of guy. with the touch and the kiss and the breath to bring you to life.

Rob, in case this is misunderstood again, its meant to be a bunch of compliments.
Duh
🖤

by Krkič April 25, 2019

A Bunch of Cocksuckers

The Urban Dictionary Editors.

The Urban Dictionary editors are a bunch of cocksuckers.

by the fist whisperer September 17, 2012

tricking a bunch of cunts

see how to trick a moron??

clickitty click you fucking fat dick

by efg May 22, 2004

a bunch

a lot minus one (see: a lot)

I used to have a bunch, but then one had a baby so then I had a lot.

by Floydsir July 9, 2010

a bunch of malfuggin' foo's

the urban way of describing humanity in a nutshell

you see them reports about race wars on the news? man, we just a bunch of malfuggin' foo's.

by fuck off, it's MY line December 25, 2007

You're all a bunch of fuckin Slaves

a Quote said by "Jim Morrison" which means people who are under control of a higher person. Some what like a bitch. Or a Puppet.

Frank:Lets go where Angelo is going

Tony: Yeah lets go yo

Ale: We out

John:Why? Cause its angelo?

Ale: Nah hes knows more shit

John: Wow Gay

Ale: Your Gay!

John: You're All A Bunch Of Fuckin Slaves!

by My Only Friend The End July 10, 2010