bumrush

When you log into your instant messenger, and someone IM's you right away, thus freezing your computer.

LOLOLFAKESN: HEY!!!
Freeze
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You: Damn do you have to bumrush me as soon as I log in? You just froze my computer just to ask me "what's up?" when you know my answer will be, "nothing." Idiot.

by GoGoYubari33 October 2, 2006

bumrush

when a bum, stranger, acquaintance, etc. happens upon a young woman (the rushed) whilst she is using public transportation. he then proceeds to masterbate, ejaculate on her face (or the surrounding area, depending upon skill level), and flee the scene (i.e. rush). bumrushing normally occurs late at night, or in the wee hours of the morning. it is generally an enjoyable experience for the bum, but not so much for the rushed.

Yo did you see that man bumrush that chick on the subway last night?

by windy wendy & ripping rona February 12, 2009

Bumrush

When a complete bum comes up behind you and spreads ass cheeks wide open and cocks your guts!!

One day I was walking down the street and I stepped on a bum's box, then he ran up and bumrushed me!!

by Raebabe and Retrobot October 30, 2009

Bumrush

To forcefully twerk on someone

I bumrushed him at the party last night

by Wokeman100 March 8, 2019

tijuana bumrush

When somebody is pissing, shitting, or has a boner and you push them off the toilet leaving them with a cold ass!

Josh was shitting and Shaggy tijuana bumrushed him, pushing him off toliet causing Josh to profusely shit all over his pants!

by Shaggy:o September 12, 2006

anal bumrush

An invention of 5th graders playing truth or dare in the schoolyard

(10-year-olds in schoolyard)
Jess: Rob, I dare you to give Ed ...an anal bumrush!
(kids laugh)
Rob: What's an anal bumrush?
Tony: You decide.
Ed: I'm not looking forward to this.
Rob decides. End of story.

by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006

Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025