bumrush 

When you log into your instant messenger, and someone IM's you right away, thus freezing your computer.

LOLOLFAKESN: HEY!!!
Freeze
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You: Damn do you have to bumrush me as soon as I log in? You just froze my computer just to ask me "what's up?" when you know my answer will be, "nothing." Idiot.

bumrush by GoGoYubari33 October 2, 2006

bumrush 

when a bum, stranger, acquaintance, etc. happens upon a young woman (the rushed) whilst she is using public transportation. he then proceeds to masterbate, ejaculate on her face (or the surrounding area, depending upon skill level), and flee the scene (i.e. rush). bumrushing normally occurs late at night, or in the wee hours of the morning. it is generally an enjoyable experience for the bum, but not so much for the rushed.

Yo did you see that man bumrush that chick on the subway last night?

bumrush by windy wendy & ripping rona February 12, 2009

Bumrush 

When a complete bum comes up behind you and spreads ass cheeks wide open and cocks your guts!!

One day I was walking down the street and I stepped on a bum's box, then he ran up and bumrushed me!!

Bumrush by Raebabe and Retrobot October 30, 2009

Bumrush 

To forcefully twerk on someone

I bumrushed him at the party last night

Bumrush by Wokeman100 March 8, 2019

tijuana bumrush 

When somebody is pissing, shitting, or has a boner and you push them off the toilet leaving them with a cold ass!

Josh was shitting and Shaggy tijuana bumrushed him, pushing him off toliet causing Josh to profusely shit all over his pants!

tijuana bumrush by Shaggy:o September 12, 2006

anal bumrush 

An invention of 5th graders playing truth or dare in the schoolyard

(10-year-olds in schoolyard)
Jess: Rob, I dare you to give Ed ...an anal bumrush!
(kids laugh)
Rob: What's an anal bumrush?
Tony: You decide.
Ed: I'm not looking forward to this.
Rob decides. End of story.

anal bumrush by Vampire Ghost October 9, 2006

Melon Bumrush 

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

Melon Bumrush by Mademat91 March 16, 2025