bumping rails

Snorting lines of cocaine.

"She was in here every night bumping rails, that girl had a coke habit!"

by cosmic42 June 30, 2017

bumping slugs

Lesbian sex, specifically scissoring

We caught Tracie and Erika bumping slugs at the party last night.

by LiquidNightmare January 24, 2012

Bumping Shields

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.

Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.

by Mayur February 3, 2013

Skittle Bumping

Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.

Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.

by Mustachio 1 May 11, 2010

Bumping Rods

The act of touching one’s erect penis with another man’s erect penis in a head butting motion. If performing this act too long a gooey sperm bridge form between the heads.

Hey Henry that was an amazing round of bumping rods last night.

Henry: It sure was Reese we had the longest spermcicles hanging from our pee pee’s.

by Spoonyt69 March 25, 2022

Bizkit Bumping

Bumping some motherfucking Limp Bizkit

Babe wake up, It's Fred Durst Friday we gotta go bizkit bumping

by LazyJedi April 21, 2021

bumbling buffoon

A bumbling buffoon is someone who wakes up in the morning and bumbles around not having any direction whatsoever. He needs to do many unimportant things like take the trash across the property and poop. And he takes about three hours to do it. A bumbling buffoon takes forever to do anything. It takes him twenty minutes just to pay for a parking meter because he has to search through his car for change when he could just use his debit card. He makes everyone wait around for him because he thinks that his mission is priority when we're all just waiting for him to get it together so we can have our pancakes and go already.

"I'll get up in twenty minutes." Twenty minutes later: "I have to poop. I have to transfer my pictures..." And then the "bumbling buffoon" says, "oh, I have to call the operator." He makes everyone wait for his bumbling around buffoonery before they can carry on with life.

by mhorndisk April 3, 2016