bumpkins

deficating while recieving felatio

oh damn she gave me a blumpkin

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

BUMPKIN

An erect nipple

I think that flimsy blouse clearly shows her bumpkins

by Beazerlips April 20, 2020

Bumpkin

When a guy is getting his dick sucked and he puts a line of coke in front of the person's mouth on his dick and he/she snorts it while inserting the cock in his/her mouth. The ultimate blowjob

The frat bro bribed the stripper to suck his dick if he let her give him a bumpkin.

by bumpkinman February 12, 2013

Bumpkin

A person with: 3 teeth, a dirty old truck, and their best friends in the whole world are a chicken, a cat, and an old sock.

That country boy from Holland is such a bumpkin, there ain’t a single person in the town who hasn’t heard the noise coming from his yard, or his truck, or his bedroom.

by Angeluru November 2, 2022

Bumpkin

A kid named Christian that sits in the back of the Latin class playing fortnite.

You Estulte bumpkin!

by rock_your_ring_pop December 16, 2019

Bumpkin

A very short, very rotund spherical human.

"That guy is so short. And chubby-chub!"
"He's a Bumpkin!"

by Goosefillet February 22, 2015

Bumpkin

To get a blow job while taking a greasy crap ,Using x-lax, and have it splash out of the toilet onto the Head-giver's chin.

Also the short way of saying "Blow me while I sh*t".

She gave me a bumpkin at Dave's house.

by Richard Crainum III February 9, 2005